Tune into Hell's Kitchen Radio, with John Hell, every Monday night 8-10PM (Pacific), on Radio Valencia (https://radiovalencia.fm) in San Francisco. You can find my playlists and links to the podcasts right here.
We had a sweet celebration of the life of "Naked" Rob Gongora, who hosted Terrible Tuesdays on Radio Valencia from 2010 - 2019. He passed away in October from brain cancer.
FUCK CANCER!
Rob was a really wonderful guy. He was always there with a quick quip. Witty to the end and super inclusive. I was honored to speak at his memorial on Saturday at Cypress Lawn in Colma. We followed that up with a celebration of his life at his favorite watering hole: Gold Cane, on Haight Street. The night ended with three bands at Bottom the Hill: Candy Whips, Golden Brain, and Terry Gross.
Rob would have been there if he could.
I've lost too many friends in the past 20+ years to cancer and suicide. Too many. Knowing a lot of creative types means that the odds are many will go too soon. But cancer is just so unfair. I just heard of two more people in my circle, both of whom beat off cancer, now have it once again; one was told it's inoperable.
FUCK CANCER!
I don't buy into the "you only live once" hype. I think I live every day. I only die once. Therefore I'm going to appreciate every moment I have. Have I told you lately that I love you?
Make that call, send that text. I could not be more serious. We need to stay connected, or we too will succumb sooner than we need to.
Having a pet helps too. I've got Chairman Meow Mau , AKA: Maui, our fabulous tortoiseshell, with a strong personality to let me know that she loves me and needs me, and if she was just a little bit bigger, would eat me.
I was interviewed for a podcast the other day (I'll post when it's available) and I was asked by the host, James Ferrigno (AKA: Vico from San Francisco Liberation Radio, where we met when I was on air there 2000 - 2003), about what keeps me going? My dad always said "there's no reward without risk". I took that seriously. I took some great risks starting in my teens. Many weren't very healthy, so I've amended his quote to add "health risk". That being said, some of my biggest growth over the years probably didn't include the word healthy.
My dad also used to say "invite everyone to the party, let them decline the invitation". I'm a firm subscriber to the benefits of inclusion. I like to bring people together. And I like to see what we can do with all that energy.
When you bring creatives together there's always going to be some friction. I like to play with that and watch the magic happen. I don't often reminisce, so during the interview I really had to stop to recall many of the events I helped bring to light. There's been so much fun living over the years, that I don't often slow down to remember it all. There's nothing wrong with that, since I've always been about what's happening nest.
This is all to say that I miss my departed friends and family, especially my dad, but that's never slowed me down. As a matter of fact, if anything, it's made me keenly aware that I have a responsibility to keep living and producing.
Here's a show I had fun producing for you.
I opened with the band that Naked Rob and I love the most: Melvins! From there it's anything goes. I did a but of record shopping on Sunday; a bunch of used records. I especially am excited about the Diz and Bird, Eugene Chadbourne, David Peel, and Ralph Karney/Kramer/Chris Hild records.
This is what non-commercial radio is all about!
I also play some requests! If you know me you know how rare this is. Maybe I need to do this more often?
I'm hosting music critic Dave Pehling next Monday night to promote the record swap that's happening at Make Out Room on November 22nd.
I'm hosting my 15th annual Annual Annual on Monday, November 24th. Two hours from one year, and this time around it's all about 1981. What an amazing year for punk, post-punk, N.O.W.T.H.M. (tune in to find out what that is), and so much more.
Take a look at the playlist below and click the link to listen in.
Enjoy and please share. And go out and play!
jh
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Honey Bucket: Melvins (Houdini - 1993) Swing Low, Sweet Cadillac: Dizzy Gillespie and Charlie "Yardbird" Parker (Diz N' Bird In Concert - 1953 Paris)
Here Comes A Cop: David Peel and the Lower East Side (Have a Marijuana - 1967) Three Stoned Men Chant/Hey Brother Roll A Joint: Three Stoned Men (Higher Than God - 1991) Bo Diddley Was A Communist: Eugene Chadbourne (Vermin of the Blues - 1987)
Summertime Blues: The Who (Who's Next/Life House (1971) Super Deluxe - 2023) Young Man's Blues: Altamont (Our Darling - 2001)
Shanty Town: Desmond Dekker and the Aces (Ska Madness! - 2010)
Somebody Have Mercy: Sam Cooke (The Harlem Square Club - 1963)
My Baby's Gone: Jenny Don't And The Spurs (Broken Hearted Blue - 2023)
It's A Dark Day: Reverend Horton Heat (Smoke 'em if you Got 'em - 1990)
Clown: Carney/Hild/Kramer (Happiness Finally Came To Them - 1988)
The Words of Jamal: Pop-O-Pies (Joe's Second Record - 1984)
Who Stole The Keeshka?: Polkacide (S/T - 1986)
The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave (Live PCPPEP - 1984)
Stagolee: Jesse Fuller (Jazz, Folk Songs, Spirituals and Blues - 1958)
Spanish Castle Magic (Take 2): Jimi Hendrix Experience (Axis: Bold As Love Sessions - 2025) You Know My Name (Look Up My Number): The Beatles (Anthology 2 - 1996)
Help On The Way/Slipknot/Franklin's Tower: Grateful Dead (Blues for Allah 50th Anniversary Deluxe - 2025)
I have a hankerin' for a 7 inch special, so here ya go! This may be my third such special in the past decade or so. I can't be expected to remember all of this, thank you very much. HA!
The original idea of the 7 inch single, going back to the 1950s had to do with record labels not thinking the 33 1/3 long playing record was worth investing in. The labels commodified the music industry early and knew they were more likely to turn a profit if they could identify one song to sell to a public hungry for entertainment.
By the 1970s the idea of a single had changed. The A-side was always about the "hit" and the B-side was often something special that wasn't going to appear on the full record. They Beatles always put out 12 song records on Parlophone along with a two-song single that didn't appear on the LP.
For the world of the independent artist the single may be the only music they released. A lot of the songs I play tonight haven't appeared in any other format.
There are a lot of gems here, so take a listen and please share with music fans in your life.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell's Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF http://radiovalencia.fm
Macho Man: Artless Kick Out The Jams: Afrika Bambaataa
Emma: Hot Chocolate Everything's Gonna Be Alright: Steve Mason
One Word For It: Rose Hicks Brotherman: Mancefield and the Brother Man Band Give Me My Wife: Bruce Marshall Andalusia: The Phantom Surfers Surfatorium: The Neptunas
Paranoid: Ty Segall Band Valley Girl: Meatbodies Wait, Let's Go: Thee Oh Sees
The Happiest Guy Around: Tropical Fuck Storm Wrest The Fist: Melt Banana What Do I Get? Destroy All Monsters Zonar Roze: Keith Morris, Ty Segall, John Dwyer, Steven McDonald
Man With a Hole In His Throat: Hello Kitty on Ice Love Song: The Mutants Bing Bong: Three Day Stubble
I Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Get Rid of You: Psychotic Pineapple Looking for Laughs: Neil Hamburger Ge Rouge: Crash Worship Transmaniacon MC: Altamont
Sunken City: Mike Watt and the Secondmen Ripping Death: Zig Zags Courageous Cat: Pure Hell
Couldn't Be Bothered: The Klitz My Way: Elvis Presley
All of this, and I do mean every single, solitary inch of this is a scam. A swindle. A flim flam. You've been had. Grifted. You're a rube.
Aren't we all?
What are you going to do about it? Just keep scrolling. Nothing to see here.
Monday night was all about pulling a fast one. I started out with some Bay Area punk, leading into a Pinkus-related set that was unintentional, but I really pulled it off.
With the closing of Mutiny radio, we're bringing on a few new shows. I was happy to have Sean and the Archivist in the studio with me. Sean took on a set of his own (I marked those tunes with a "S"). I spoke to them both about their time at Mutiny and what we're to expect once they join the Radio Valencia family.
I was once a part of the Pirate Cat community, and I even was instrumental in building their studio on 21st and Florida. I left that station (most do once Monkey gets tired of you), and eventually started Radio Valencia. Monkey left Pirate Cat and comedian Pam Benjamin took over, calling it Mutiny Radio. I prefer to think of other stations as part of the great community network of stations, so it's sad to see them go. I understand you can still hear the live stand up shows Pam is hosting on their site.
In the meantime, let's welcome these new shows. I could not be more excited for the programming happening at Radio Valencia in 2024.
And that's no joke.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell's Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF http://radiovalencia.fm
Grizzly Adams/Anarchy Up Your Ass: Mr. Bungle Drive Fast, Take Chances: Acid King Sky Saw: Brian Eno - S Needle in the Hay: Elliot Smith - S
Leipzig: Thomas Dolby - S Midnight Hour: Wilson Pickett - S Breakin' Up: Fabulous Continentals I Need Love: J Michael and the Bushman Snitch Baby: Thee Headcoats Jezebel: The Mummies
Common Man: Negativland Wouldn't You Miss Me: Syd Barrett
When Fate Deals Its Mortal Blow: The Scientists You Got It: Mudhoney
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Another winner of a broadcast for this week. I think I'm finally getting the hang of this. Lots of tasty library choices on this night. For you not used to the library lingo, "library" means older releases. Some older tunes, some afro-funk, stoner-rock, alt-country, live Iggy and live Dead! What else could you ask for? A few long jams? Sure, I've got that in the show as well. Some jazz and blues? Why not?! Some prog-rock and English punk? Ok, if you say so.
Happy Forfa to all of you. Please celebrate responsibly as you blow up a little bit of our nation, and perhaps a small part of your body.
See you Monday night at 8.
Also, Flint still has no clean drinking water, and Puerto Rico is mostly out of power.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell's Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF http://radiovalencia.fm
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What a mess this year was in so many ways, but not in music! There's always too much good music for me to share during this show. I should really host a four hour show to feature all of my faves, but then I would be stepping on other Radio Valencia shows, who also have such choice tunes to throw your way.
My Best of 2016 is full of soul, garage, punk, metal, Nick Cave and Bowie. I have a few re-issues thrown in there for good measure, and a track or two you haven't hear on my show before, but the artists you certainly have. Please tune into Radio Valencia throughout the next few weeks as our many show hosts will be sharing their Best of shows with you.
Next Monday night will see the return of Little Lauson Hell. She's 12 now, and has decided that her taste in music is way better than mine. She may be right. You decide.
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Some nights the music plays the band. That would be this night. What a ton of fun this show was to host. Lots of new music and hidden gems.
For those of you looking for something fun to do this week, I have two shows I recommend.
Thursday night at the Fillmore is my favorite Japanese drone, ambient, metal band Boris! They are celebrating the 10th anniversary of their breakout record PINK! Earth is opening. Come to this show! Bring ear plugs and a chest protector. Trust me.
Friday night at the Uptown in Oakland is afundraiser for Sean and Monique Lyons, whom many of us know from the local music scene. They moved to Louisiana a year ago only to have a house fire, with no insurance coverage, the day after their one year wedding anniversary. We love the Lyons' and want to help them with all we can, so on this night we gather on their behalf. Tickets and donations at the door night of show. Featuring performances by MoFu!, Maximum Bob, Kehoe International, CACA and MCM and the Monster. Master of ceremonies Sean Boyles. Caca is some of the best local SF musicians covering FRANK ZAPPA!!! You do not want to miss this show as well.
So many wonderful opportunities to see live local music. Get out and get yours.
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I can't recall what it was that inspired me to want to play a bunch of international groups tonight, but you can thank me later. The first hour features groups from Egypt, Nigeria, Turkey, India, Mali, and Jamaica. it's got a funky beat, and you can get down to it.
The second hour features a tribute to Paul Kantner, the founder of Jefferson Airplane, and Signe Anderson, the first female lead singer of the same group. They both died on January 28th, both at the age of 74! I'm guessing they had some sort of death pact. I find it interesting that the JA homepage makes no mention of the fact that they both died. Hmm. I play a couple of live JA/JS tracks, and you have just got to listen to how high Grace Slick is during the Wooden Ships track from 1970. WOW!
There's some new Melvins near the end, as well as Dale Crover-led Altamont near the beginning of the second hour. Altamont is headlining a Valley King Records showcase at Thee Parkside this Saturday night. You have got to be at this show!!! Look, I ended that last sentence with three (count them) exclamation marks! That means I'm triply serious about you being in attendance. Honky was supposed to be there in support, but had scheduling conflicts, so Dale's other side project PORN will play, along with Older Sun. This promises to be a great, and rockin' show. See you all there. Follow the links for more info. Alan Forbes did an amazing poster for the show, and Justin McNeil of Valley King/Secret Serpents announced that split 7"s will be available at the show. GO TO THIS SHOW!
You have until this Friday, February 5th to email me your Run for the Lilies 2016 list of 10 famous people you believe will be dead by the end of 2016. Email me at mrjohnhell@gmail.com Winners will be announce in January 2017, and gifts will be awarded soon after. GET THOSE LISTS IN!!! (see, three exclamation marks)
See you next Monday night, where I may or may not have a special guest and tickets to give away.
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There were so many amazing sets tonight. For the past month or so I've been designating a "Set of the Week" to sets that have the type of character that stands out against the rest of the program. Tonight, I swear there must be at least three sets that I could have given the title to. It was that kind of night. Everything just made sense. Just take a look at the playlist below, and I think you'll agree.
Really, take a look at the Set of the Night™. It's all about T. Rex. First, there's the new LP release from Ty Segall "Ty Rex", which is all T. Rex covers Ty originally released on 7", with the addition of the track I played, for vinyl only. Hell yes! I follow that up with a John Zorn produced track from Zorn's "Great Jewish Composers" series on Marc Bolan. Finally I have to play some T. Rex. Do I play "Bang A Gong"? Fuck no! What radio station are you tuned into? Get your head out of your ass. No. I play "The Motivator" because it kicks serious ass! Now THAT is a quality set.
But later in the night I connected Black Sabbath to Primus. How did I do this? I know you're interested. Get this: The Butthole Surfers track I played, "Dum Dum", uses the exact same drum melody as "Children of the Grave" by Sabbath. I followed up the Buttholes with some Melvins, featuring Pinkus and Leary from the Buttholes, off of the 2015 Melvins "hold it in" release. But wait, it gets better! Dale Crover is the drummer from the Melvins (but you know that). He's also the guitarist/singer for Altamont! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! And Altamont is a local SF band, which leads to me playing the next four local bands: Rube Waddell from Oakland; The Mummies from San Mateo (where I went to high school, thank you very much, and saw The Mummies at Pony Express Pizza in Redwood City, when I was 16-18); SF's Polkacide, which if you haven't seen them then you just plain suck, and you know it. Give it up already. Really. Give it up. Finally, South Bay's Primus. They suck, but I still love them. I was at that Berkeley Square shows that turned into "Suck on This". Party. With. Me.
What a ride. If memory serves the banter was humorous at times, and I didn't stick around long enough to make you run away screaming.
There's some very early (1965) Pink Floyd near the end, and an isolated vocal track from a young and wild (though probably not nearly as wild as he would be following the electro shock treatments he received for skipping out on Vietnam) Roky Erickson.
That's probably more than you wanted to read, but aren't you happier for doing so? No? Thanks for being a friend. Can you feel the love? Just feel the love, already.
21st Century Schizoid Man: King Crimson
Starliner: Montrose
Easy Now: Hot Tuna (request)
Into the Sun: Grand Funk Railroad
Give Me Some Skin: James Brown
***Set of the Night***
20th Century Boy: Ty Segall
Children of the Revolution: Arto Lindsey and Marc Ribot
The Motivator: T Rex
Stay Away From Downtown: Redd Kross
Steppin' Out: John Mayal's Bluesbreakers (featuring Eric Clapton)
The Thrill is Gone: BB King
Rubber Biscuit: Blues Brothers
Spazz: The Elastic Band (request)
Baby Let Me Kiss You: King Floyd
Children of the Grave: Black Sabbath
Dum Dum: Butthole Surfers
Bride of Crankenstein: The Melvins
Young Man Blues: Altamont
Boom Boom: Rube Waddell
The Frisco Freeze: The Mummies
Glorious: Polkacide
John the Fisherman: Primus
Africa: Sun Ra
Double-O Bo: Pink Floyd
Below is a great and grimy commercial from Pony Express Pizza's Hair Metal Week. I'm so happy this place existed. We need more all-ages venues for the kids, today.
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Every week I knowingly select more music than I will ever play. I do this, because radio is an artform. It's an empty canvas. I need to fill it, and I need to have the appropriate materials to do so. So much good music to share. Take a look at this blistering playlist below. And you can hear it in my voice. There was a lot of hooting and hollering goin' on. I'm going to start identifying what I feel was "best of set", as each week there's always that set that is just more awesome than the others. For this show it was absolutely justified. See below. This Sunday at The Chapel, on Valencia, Ty Segall's side project, FUZZ, is opening for one of my top 5 desert island bands, MUDHONEY! If you don't have tickets, too bad for you: it's sold out! I cannot wait to sweat the night away, in what promises to be an amazing show. Fuzz has a new record out too, which you know will be on turntable A in the Radio Valencia studios next Monday night. In the meantime, check out the playlist below, and click on the Dl or stream above. Enjoy. jh
Border Radio: The Blasters Devil Doll: X River of Fever The Flesh Eaters Dismissive: OBN IIIs Fun House (Take 5): The Stooges (RIP Steve Mackay) Where Eagles Dare: Bratmobile Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast: Pink Floyd (for DocBot) Crimson: Ken Nordine Jean-Pierre: Miles Davis
***BEST OF SET***
In 'n Out of Grace: Mudhoney One: Fuzz There She Goes, My Beautiful World: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds In the Cartoon: Clown Alley (for John Law) Young Man Blues: Altamont It Hurts Me Too: Grateful Dead with Duane Allman (02/11/70 - Fillmore East, NYC) Sova: Dungen Storm and Feather: Golden Void I Don't Want Nobody To Get Me Nothing: Grant Green
How about some live Mudhoney to get you warmed up for Sunday night?
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It's hot in here. You know what that means. This show ROCKS! Check out this playlist for Christ' sake. There's a lot of what you need comin' down the pipe. Brand new music from Shannon and the Clams, as well as brand new OBN III's and Altamont.
Tonight on Hell's Kitchen Radio, with John Hell, it's my birthday show!!! So much has been going through my brain lately, I cannot wait to share it with you, including music from my band The Flat Earther's show last Thursday night at XOXO in Jack London Square. We rocked the house!
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Damn, I hate not getting this to you sooner. So sorry for the delay. I'm a teacher, a parent, a husband, a musician, a son, a brother, a lover, a friend, a socialite, a blowhard, a bullshitter, a dancer, a prancer, a cowboy, a crooner, but NOT a Digi Douch-eoise. Take a look at this playlist! Crazy spread of genres. Something for everyone. And the banter? Wow, I'm really up on my high-horse throughout the show. Who knows what the hell I'll be talking about tonight??? Enjoy. jh Hell's Kitchen with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF http://radiovalencia.fm
Follow me on Twitter Follow me on Facebook Follow Radio Valencia on Twitter Follow Radio Valencia on Facebook The Boss: James Brown Tei Egwu: Afro Funk Telephone Girl: Assagai Water No Get Enemy: Fela Kuti
Alo Mi Alo: Orlando Julius and the Afro Sounders
Su Derenin Sulari: Husnu Ozkartal Orkestrasi
All the Madmen: David Bowie
Monster Wizard: Zig Zags
Search and Destroy: The Stooges
Mrs. Creech: Altamont
Spit in my Life: The Shrine
My Favorite Things: John Coltrane
These Shadows: Wooden Shjips
John Barleycorn Must Die: Traffic (Live 1970)
John the Fisherman: Primus
Most Exalted Potentate of Love: The Cramps (May 23, 1982 - The Metro - Portland, OR)
What A Way To Die: Mummies (1991 - Sandbar - Long Beach, CA)